happy end

today my doorbell rang. when i opened there was a good-looking guy standing in front of me. i smiled and he asked me in a somber voice "have you ever taken the time to think about jesus our saviour?" i was just about to reply i had no time when he smiled at me and said "i'm kidding - i just moved in next door, do you happen to have some wire?" i think i might love him.

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