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don't try this at home
from '30 things to do in an exam when you're going to fail it anyways'
♦ get a copy of the exam and run out screaming 'andre, andre, i've got the secret documents!'
♦ bring a gameboy. play with the volume at max level.
♦ find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question like 'i refuse to answer this question for it conflicts with my religious beliefs.'
♦ rip up all the papers into small papers, throw them in the air and yell 'merry christmas!' if you're daring, go get yourself a new copy and repeat this every 15 minutes.
♦ come down with a bad case of tourette's syndrom. be as vulgar as possible.
♦ as soon as you're handed the exam, eat it.
♦ every 5 minutes stand up, collect your things, move to another seat and continue with the exam.
♦ show up completely drunk (which means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
♦ comment on how sexy the instructor was looking that day.
♦ come to the exam wearing a black coat. then put on a white mask and start yelling 'i'm there, the phantom of the opera' until they drag you away
♦ if the exam is maths/sciences related, make up the longest proof you could possibly think of. get pi and imagenery numbers into most equations.
♦ try to get people in the room to do the wave.
♦ bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. put it right next to you. pray to it often. consider a small sacrifice.
♦ do the entire exam in another language. if you don't know one, make one up.
♦ bring a black marker. return the exam with all questions and answers blacked out.
♦ every now and then, clap twice rapidly. if they ask why, say 'the light bulb tht goes on above my head when i get an idea is hooked up to a clapper.'
Friday, January 1, 2010
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